*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
(Bron: kelvinbenjamin, via departured)
why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead
oh man 15 people on my blog? let’s see who’s from where.
oh man that’s so cool! someone from a different continent! let’s see from where in africa!
wait. that doesn’t look like land.
holy shit are you ok?
(Bron: assamites, via departured)