wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Bron: kelvinbenjamin, via departured)

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

(via departured)

oh man 15 people on my blog? let’s see who’s from where.

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oh man that’s so cool! someone from a different continent! let’s see from where in africa!

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wait. that doesn’t look like land.

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holy shit are you ok?

(Bron: assamites, via departured)

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